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19 September 2004 @ 08:33 pm
Sex Uses  
I am feeling rather amused right now after reading this from my cousin's blog. LoL. I gotta thank her for it later. Anyways, here are the Uses of Sex:

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of
the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.

The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up.
It stretches and tones up just about every
muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers! (yea ok but its more embarassing to announce that u can't walk because of "Sex Injuries") haha "coach i can't play bball today koz i pulled a muscle havin sex" omfhrotflmao!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing
a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling
of well being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered.
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.

Do you think this list is the reason why

have broad smiles on their faces? Hmm...I'd like to think yes.
 
 
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Current Music: Kiss Me - Sixpence None the Richer (mem'ries of the 90s)
 
 
 
talmage mcgooliger: come get meajk on September 20th, 2004 07:14 am (UTC)
*cackles*

*applauds*

amyk xox
Mariaweirdpinay on September 20th, 2004 11:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you, thank you *bows head*
zmedlebum on September 20th, 2004 08:35 am (UTC)
I am on the floor now laughing my arse off, thanks to you ... and Tom and Dan's big grins ....
Mariaweirdpinay on September 20th, 2004 11:28 pm (UTC)
You're very welcome. LoL. hehehe. I'm telling you, there's something behind those grins. Oooh..and Tom's arm is on Dan's shoulder??!! *dies laughing* Damn boys tormenting me like there's no tomorrow.