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23 August 2004 @ 10:11 pm
O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D is what I am  
Welcome to Picspammmers anonymous. My name is Maria and it has been three whole days since my last major Michael Phelps picspam. I know the goal of SpamAnon is to prevent people from excessive spamming but god...it's just impossible to not post pictures of the ever so sexy Mr. Phelps.




HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! *is speechless*


Did you see who just walked by? I believe it was Michael Phelps.


Flex it babeh!


This pic is just...prettiful. I <3 the photographer who took this.


*is drooling uncontrollably* bucket over here please!


I feel like I died and have gone to Heaven and back.


What...did you uh..say something? sorry, i was a bit distracted by the man wearing stars and stipes speedos.


*has an insatiable urge to slap his behind..or grab it or something.*


You are cordially invited to our wedding. (which is going to take place in my dreams)


I lurve his smile....*dreamy sigh* my heart is melting....mm.ee..llt..iinngggg..


Is still Meeeeelllltttttinnnnnggggg....


Oohh..flixible.


I want! I want! I want!


one word...HOT


thinking about...Maria.


Maria is..down there..where he's looking. silly pervs, he's smiling because i can't swim very well.. geez...what's up with the perviness?


He's in the middle. I lurve underwater shots of him. <3<3<3


OMG. the shaggy hair...*touches screen with so much longing*


It's in black and white!! and we all know that Maria is a black and white photo junnkie. eeeee!!! The tattoo...*licks*


He's wearing a RAMONES shirt! oh wait..he listens to rap...*is devastated but gawd, he's soooo hot*


Dripping wet...aahhhhh he is teh ultimate SEXXXX!!


I want that jacket.


Look at teh cute kitty named Savannah.....


warm ups


*dies*


aww..the gold medalist..


YESSS!! I have a date with Maria!


Hi Michael! *blows air kisses*


Michael doing the butterfly is just beautiful.


*waves back*


Cheering on the sidelines...


ooh..bendy arms.


Hugggg the Crocker!!


It's the family..Whitney, Mom, and Hillary.








The smile that is destined to be the death of Maria.


I want those goggles dammit!


Tease. No..effing TEASE!


*bites back a moan.*


Curse the watermark!! oh well..still hot. Damn those goggles!!!

I know i posted this one before but gahh..he's just plain gorgeous.



that's Maria's favorite so it had to be included.


He just got out of bed after long hours of you know what...SLEEP!!!

okay...that's it..i need to do my Psych homework.

I might stop picspamming for a while...le sigh... so I shall rely on the Phelps comms for my daily dose of Michael.

P.S. HUGE HUGE HUGE Thanks to all those who wonderfully shared their sexxay pics in the Phelps communities out there. You guys all rock!! I never would've gotten these if it weren't for you so THANK YOU THANK YOU THaaaaaaaannnnkkkkk YOOOOOH!!!

Major pimpage time....

mphelps_daily because we all need Michael every day of our lives.

phelps2athens

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Kelseybroadways_baby on August 24th, 2004 06:23 am (UTC)
*DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!* I HAVE THAT RAMONES SHIRT!!! OMG *melts* *dies* *wakes up* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WEDDING?! That's my wedding fool lol
stolen_kiss_27stolen_kiss_27 on August 24th, 2004 07:21 am (UTC)
Speaking of that wedding pic...where the hell is it from anyway? I've seen it so many times and am sooo confused. Anybody know?
(no subject) - weirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:28 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - weirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - broadways_baby on August 24th, 2004 07:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
I deconstruct my thoughts at this piano_standstill_ on August 24th, 2004 06:39 am (UTC)
I don't think there's anything to say.
It's like pure perfection.
With my feet on the dash, the world doesn't mattercall_response on August 24th, 2004 07:18 am (UTC)
Umm I love your icon. Where'd you get that picture? Or is it a random picture? It's hot...and I love his face!
Ashleyplaycrackskybn on August 24th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC)
o man i hate you, my eyes are like watering and i cant breathe haha
o shit the one where hes like rubbing his chest and the water one, holy mother of fuck.
where did you get those all?



eewwww his arm is the creepist thing ive ever seen...i guess thats where all the double jointedness comes in
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 05:50 pm (UTC)
yeah...Michael rubbing his chest...*dies*
tropical hot dog night3x1minus1 on August 24th, 2004 07:00 am (UTC)
so much pretty.
tracy meowmiangdaimajou on August 24th, 2004 07:08 am (UTC)
what i would give to have been the tattoo artist who did that tattoo... *bites fist*

& the red, white & blue speedo... looks awfully flimsy & seems like it could come off at any second... ahh... eee.... oi *swoons*

love the last pic. beautiful. i hate his short hair =x but love his hair in that pic & love the at&t commercial, yeeup.

& i too absolutely do not like hip hop/rap... but i shall endure mister phelps's fancy of it because i shall one day impregnant him with my babies, yes. *vigorous nod*
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 05:52 pm (UTC)
& the red, white & blue speedo... looks awfully flimsy & seems like it could come off at any second... ahh... eee.... oi *swoons*

I know!! he wears everything so skimpy and flimsy and low and...gaaahhh!! I'm not complaining though. The skimpier the better.
With my feet on the dash, the world doesn't mattercall_response on August 24th, 2004 07:16 am (UTC)
Yeah, ummm, this is the first time I have been truly happy that I'm not blind. He gives me shivers. YUM!
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:26 pm (UTC)
same here...god he's so beautiful to look at.
Nonyabusinessdirtyreflection on August 24th, 2004 07:18 am (UTC)
*dies*

These are absolutely amazing. Oh. My. God. I think I'm going to pass out from pure joy of these all. :D The first 4 pictures just made me go, "GAAAHHH!" :D

Hehe. *huge hug* Thank you!
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:00 pm (UTC)
omg you made THE lucky towel icon! teehee.

The first four...yeah...no words to describe the level of Michael's hotness..

You're most welcome =D
(no subject) - dirtyreflection on August 24th, 2004 08:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
♥farwapurpleswirlz on August 24th, 2004 09:08 am (UTC)
amazing pictures; MUSTBUYTVGUIDE.
The Vanity Fair pictures are lovely. *hugscopy* :D
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:01 pm (UTC)
seriously...MUSTBUYTVGUIDE!

I don't have the Vanity Fair mag...*sniffles*
light_divining on August 24th, 2004 10:52 am (UTC)
whoa. sensory overload. one overload im happy with though :D
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:31 pm (UTC)
Michael overload = Pure happiness
Jaseslavetopassion on August 24th, 2004 10:52 am (UTC)
~whimper~
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:02 pm (UTC)
mmmmhmmmm...*whimpers with Jase*
serenidadserenidad on August 24th, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
Wow. Other than seeing Michael on the Today Show.. that totally brightened up my morning. :)
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:03 pm (UTC)
well I'm glad =D
ocean_apart on August 24th, 2004 01:20 pm (UTC)
ahk, the spamness rawks. i <3 the pic with him in just the towel, laughing. *dies*
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:04 pm (UTC)
that pic of him in the towel, laughing, with the beard, and the water all over his body...that is my all time FAVORITE because he's so prettiful in that one.

btw, I lurve your icon!
just_hold_on on August 24th, 2004 01:22 pm (UTC)
well, that was a nice thing to wake up to this morning!!! Thanks for sharing!!

HOTT!!!!
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:17 pm (UTC)
you're welcome!
buzzy_25buzzy_25 on August 24th, 2004 02:51 pm (UTC)
omg.....that was such a good way to start my day. thank you so much for sharing....those were some of the pictures i took and i didn't even realize it i was just so speechless.
Mariaweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:19 pm (UTC)
LoL. Michael does that to people...he leaves us all speechless.

And you are most welcome. =D
Kiddorubytuesday28 on August 24th, 2004 02:53 pm (UTC)
thanks! im definately speechless.
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:25 pm (UTC)
Anytime.
Mark: clarenceboywondermark on August 24th, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
OMG, Maria! You are outta control, baby! LOL!!! I'M GO GLAD YOU ARE!!!! The pics are so fantastic...I'm outta breath here! Thanks for sharing those, sweetie! ~Fans self~
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:21 pm (UTC)
omg...you're right. I AM OUT OF CONTROL. But...i'll stop obsessing soon. I'm working on it.

Glad you liked the pics.

*hugs*
(no subject) - boywondermark on August 24th, 2004 10:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
the green fairycrying_bloodx on August 24th, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
Haha. Your captions made me laugh. A lot. My parents are in the next room, probably wondering why the hell I am laughing hysterically. And then they'll come in and wonder why there is drool on the floor. And that will probably be because of the picture where he is wearing nothing but a towel.
*sighs*
I'm going to look at all the pictures again now. Your captions are very amusing.
(And yes, it sucks that he likes rap. I hate rap. But that's okay. Because he's still my husband...)
the green fairycrying_bloodx on August 24th, 2004 04:47 pm (UTC)
Also...
the underwater shot of him where he's in the middle...
that's my desktop background. ^.^ I log onto the computer, and VOILA. I'm already drooling.
(no subject) - weirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
heatherlyx on August 24th, 2004 06:39 pm (UTC)
Do you ever wonder how white he is under that speedo, considering how tan the rest of him is? Hmm, maybe just me.
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 06:50 pm (UTC)
no, it's just not you. I do wonder about that....*gigglesnortgiggle*
Asha_stormy_haze on August 24th, 2004 07:57 pm (UTC)
i can OFFICIALLY say that my day is 92384709128347109823741982374 times better now hehe.

THANK YOU for posting all of those pictures!
Maria: puresex : torpeweirdpinay on August 24th, 2004 08:10 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. And you saying that these pics made your day makes mine...93581938491374913471983473184718471471471974183471748374348 times better. 'Tis fun to spread the Michael lurve around. =D
Jennbluebuny22 on August 24th, 2004 08:11 pm (UTC)
Awww those made me day a million times brighter!
blondiechic0blondiechic0 on August 24th, 2004 09:15 pm (UTC)
They are soo hot!! And in the tux pic, his tie is crooked! Aww...
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 25th, 2004 06:48 pm (UTC)
i know!..it's too adorable for words..
Alexainvisible934 on August 24th, 2004 10:16 pm (UTC)
Ohhhhh... saved every single one! Thankyouthankyouthankyouamilliontimesoverandoveragain!!
.: 03 - a whisperallthingsgood on August 24th, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)
DUDE.
OMFG.
OMFG.
Maria: luckytowel : dirtyreflectionweirdpinay on August 25th, 2004 06:50 pm (UTC)
seriously! OMFG! i just burst out saying that everytime i see sexxay pics of him. even on t.v., the commentators would say..Michael Phelps just won..so and so...and i go. "OMFG!" and scare everyone around me.
iwant2believe: phelps <3 {credit: iwant2believe}iwant2believe on August 25th, 2004 12:15 am (UTC)
i ♥ u!
^^
bobbytoes on August 25th, 2004 12:23 am (UTC)
omg, thanks for that post!
those were the best things i've seen all day.
*drools*
michael is SO HOT!